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We’re old enough to remember when Playboy playmates really did look like the girl next door. Nowadays, they look more like the hooker next door.

Where, oh where, are the fresh-faced coeds like Debbie Ellison (left), a college student from Boston who appeared as Miss September 1970.

OK, we know, the girl next door usually doesn’t take her clothes off for Playboy magazine, at least not the girls who lived next door to us.  But Playboy was an object of fantasy for young men and back in the day the Playmates didn’t look like girls who would demand money for the evening.

Those days, alas, are gone. Playmates now pose with their legs wide open in shot that would make a gynecologist blush. And nothing is left to the imagination since they are as hairless down there as they day they came out of their momma’s womb.

They look more like porn stars than the girl next door, unless the girl next door is Jenna Jamison.