According to the talking heads this afternoon will bring (1) up to two inches of snow, (2) up to four inches of snow or (3) nothing at all.

Now that’s what we call a definitive weather forecast.

It all depends.

There’s a western band that will bring snow up to four inches and an eastern band that will snow up to two inches along with a band right in the middle where no snow will fall.

We could be in any of the three bands.

So get ready.

Or not.