The couple sitting in Oddfellas Cantina Sunday pored over real estate brochures and maps, looking they said for their dream country home.
â€œWeâ€™ve had it with urban life,â€ said the 30ish redhead, who introduced herself as Cindy. â€œWe want the quiet and charm of the country.â€
Her husband, Charles, nodded agreement.
â€œWe can afford the change in lifestyle and itâ€™s time to move,â€ he said.
We see couples like Cindy and Charles a lot on weekends in Floyd, real estate ads in hand, scouring the countryside for their ideal escape home. They land in Oddfellas, or CafÃ© del Sol, or Blue Ridge Restaurant, and seek out locals for information on living here in the mountains.
They want to know about taxes and services and restaurants and nightlife and social amenities. They ask about the country club and golf and recreation and whatnot.
Iâ€™ve run into enough couples like Charles and Cindy to prepare my own list of questions.
Have you ever lived in a home with a well or septic system?
Do you have allergies?
Do bugs bother you? Spiders? Snakes? Coyotes? Bobcats? Bears?
Do you get midnight cravings for something to eat and want to dash out to the nearest 24-hour diner for a bite?
Is accessibility to shopping a priority?
Does the smell of manure offend you?
I ran these questions and others by Cindy and Charles. No, they had never lived in a home with a well and septic. Cindy is allergic to ragweed and pollen. Sheâ€™s deathly afraid of spiders. Charles has a phobia about snakes. They like to eat out and eat late. Cindy loves shopping at malls. Neither has the foggiest idea what manure smells like.
Country living, I pointed out, has advantages and disadvantages and many find it is not the panacea they expected. They admitted they had not yet thought such things through.
I suggested they try one of Asheville, North Carolinaâ€™s faux country communities, the gated kind with dozens of houses littering the hillsides, lights along every street and a shopping mall just 15 minutes away.
They said they planned to visit Asheville the following weekend.
Good. I think they will be happier there.